May 16th, 2013
lumberjackpatty

Got bored at work…

May 14th, 2013
lumberjackpatty
intimateaff3ction:

Me when talking to someone I like oh god

intimateaff3ction:

Me when talking to someone I like oh god

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May 13th, 2013
lumberjackpatty
So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for ‘young woman’ into the Greek word for ‘virgin,’ which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the ‘virgin’ that caught people’s attention. It’s not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church.
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May 13th, 2013
lumberjackpatty

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

this may be wrong; but im gonna kick it up a knoch, and say dont visit any church… ever!

(Source: jape-art)

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May 12th, 2013
lumberjackpatty
leredbone:

Ladies and gentleman, the existentialist, Bob Ross

Bob Ross is a beast.

leredbone:

Ladies and gentleman, the existentialist, Bob Ross

Bob Ross is a beast.

(Source: mrql)

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May 12th, 2013
lumberjackpatty

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

falmyrion:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

My curiosity is going to be the death of me.

intriguing…

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May 7th, 2013
lumberjackpatty

@mrpakalolo I was so excited but it’s Asians running it. Very disappoint… :/

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